When RAPE is inevitable

The words still ring in my ears when I think of whats happening around.
"When rape is inevitable, its better to relax and enjoy it"
If this is what you are told, and that too by a senior faculty about life in a b school, you definitely would sit back and take notice. And so did I. But weeks into the rigours, I realise what he meant by it.
Its 4:30 in the night/morning, n Im awake trying to make sense of credit and debit transanctions of some balls into urns, analyzing its implications on the supply curve and behaviour of the urns.
for someone like me who used to fall on his bed the same time as ekta kapoor would hypnotise the female population for the night, waking up this late is indeed an achievement.
But I like it....Its like Im enjoying the rape!!!
Waking up every morning hoping there wont be any quizzes today, hoping the prof wont catch me dozing off, hoping I have not missed any submissions for the day, hoping I wont be raped today...but at the back of my mind, I know its inevitable....!!!
At the end of the day, all I can hope is "May all my urns get the right number of balls"